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February 06 2018

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Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

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My sisters boyfriend custom made this hoodie and when I read it I thought I was having a stroke

February 05 2018



Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is

  • The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I’ve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.
  • Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn’t find anything wrong with it.
  • People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.
  • It’s open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening. 
  • Regular customers included:
  • A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject
  • A little person named Kevin who told me “sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I’m feeling whimsical”
  • An actual group of Neo-Nazis
  • An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
  • Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
  • A Scottish landscaper who told us we “couldn’t prove he doesn’t know Simon Pegg”
  • I have more these are just off the top of my head
  • I can’t believe I forgot

    • two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not
    • I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said “No, I’m not a socialist”.

    February 04 2018


    me, who just saw wonder woman @male superheroes centred movies


    marvel: *releases the Black Panther trailer*

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    let him in

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    I love this man so much

    February 03 2018

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    Wearing pyjamas to bed = equipping the most visually appealing armour.

    Wearing comfy clothes to bed = equipping the statistically best armour.

    Wearing jeans to bed = equipping an awful piece of gear for a crucial stat increase or buff.

    Wearing nothing to bed = speedrunner.

    I love this because it implies that going to bed requires combat

    The fight for sleep and good rest

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    Y'all happy now?






    good morning cruel world

    Don’t you mean goodbye?

    no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

    This really cheered me up

    2018 vibes


    You’ve heard of:

    Thanks, I hate it!

    Get ready for:


    Nintendo Everything on Twitter



    February 02 2018

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    when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion

    They need to take a page from John Boyega’s book. That purple suit. Hot damn.

    Not forgetting the all red, and the one with the blue blazer…….

    In case people missed the red suit and his blue look: 

    And then the gorgeous purple Decepticon one: 

    damn son

    I see your John Boyega and would also like to add Michael B. Jordan 

    also, it’s not red carpet but I refuse to ignore these beauties:

    I need these suits

    lol there’s a group of petty and hateful individuals that are planning to ruin the success of Black Panther on opening weekend

    yall gonna get fucked up, im just saying buds


    Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

    The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

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